I know there may have been a time many pages ago when I sounded like I was bitching about the hate mail & frustrated with stupid people. But that moment was very very brief and mostly related to a food poisoning incident which has completely passed through me now. Have no doubt that my life’s blood is other people’s hatred and complaints, and without it I would shrink into a useless mound of sludge on a folding chair. That said, I bring you more Judgey Stupid People Complaining.
Category Archives: Jesus Dressup
Smart-aleky hate mail retorts for Christmas!
It’s the day after Christmas and there’s no rest for the wicked. Another smarmy installment of hate mail from frustrated users, including an ear-popping phone message that you won’t want to miss!
Normal Bob Smith Store holiday shopping updates!
I wanted to give everybody an update on the store page since holiday shopping is on the move.
After so much of a wait for production, the GOD IS FAKE money stamps are HERE and being shipped out immediately! If you’ve already ordered your set(s) rest assured they’re in the mail and will be in your hands in just a few days. They’re also available with stamp pads, and I have to admit they’re looking really f***in’ sharp!
Also, there’s still time to order Jesus Dressup magnets in time for his birthday celebration! All orders of 2 or more sets are being shipped out 2 Day Priority Mail (others are sent out 3 day). And even if you’re in another country orders of 2 or more sets are sent out Priority which, I’ve been told even overseas, will get them to you in under 7 days. So its not too late to put the X in your Xmas!
Right now shirts are running low. If you order a shirt there’s the slightest chance I could email you back with news it’s sold out and your money refunded. But don’t let that discourage you. I’ll get back to you right away with news if it’s bad.
All I’m looking to do is make sure your Christmas is a Jesus-themed one the only way I know how, so as always, the Christmas Jesus Dressups are still only $10. Your continued support is unbelievably appreciated, for shoppers and those of you that’ve put to use the new Donate button on the lower right. Thank you!
STAR WARS Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up!
It’s kind of insane that it took me this long to create it since I’ve been a Star Wars fiend since ’79. There’s absolutely no way I could get away with making magnets without Lucas Films suing my ass off the planet, but as long as she’s free I can post the online version and avoid any prison time.
So, for the first time EVER I present to you the STAR WARS Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up! May the Force be with You!
