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More hate mail, The Juliann Lisanby files for Thanksgivingtime!

It’s been a grueling coupla weeks, and what better way to get through it than some irritating hate mailer talkin’ shit about who knows what?? You may recognize the name Juliann Lisanby from past pages of hate mail where I accidentally repeated his letters. I do that every so often, but don’t despair! The conversation has continued far beyond that so they’ve all been scooped up and grouped together in what the world will now recognize as The Juliann Lisanby files.

Oh, and btw, it was pages 409 and 420 that each had his letters once posted there, but as of today they’ve been replaced with new letters that’ve yet gone unread by the public! See for yourself.

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Normal Bob’s an Asshole. Discuss.

“Hey Normal Bob,
As an atheist, I really respect people like Dawkins and Hitchens…people who take on theists in calm, reasonable debate (and win!) I think you do a much better job on your website when you debate people in the street and put forward a case for atheism.

Having said that, I think you have a bit of a God Obsession. Not that atheists should have undue respect for religions, they like all things in a free democracy..are open to mockery etc. But as an individual, you seem to spend all of your time thinking about him (how he 100% does not exist, and drawing pictures of him, and making jokes about him, and dressing up as the devil etc.) Not being too catty here, but how old are you? For personal reassurance, do you have a life outside of all of this? Are you married, do you have a non-God themed job? It all just seems a bit….fifteen years old.

Plus, I note the slight hypocrisy that in your debates you say “life should be lived to make other people’s lives better” etc.
But on your own website act like a complete jerk! “Terror ran through me because nothing creeps me out more than giant moles on people’s faces….I immediately turned my back on her daddy long-leg.” Seriously….? Can you really imagine Dawkins ever writing that….? That’s someone’s kid you are talking about.

Again, I do not really know how much the atheist community needs an ageing man dressed up in a devil outfit, being an arse..and annoying people… as a spokesperson.
From an atheist to an atheist.
Tom Markham”

The War to Remove me from the Web Continues!

These last couple months I have been fighting a heroic battle to save the site from being destroyed by a gentleman with the resources to bring me to my knees! Rest assured, I fought and won, and I have the letters to prove it! Only read this page of hate mail if you can handle heavy drama!!!!

The Jordan Aytch files

Aug 11

“THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED”

Subject: Jesus dress up

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD IN SUCH A MANNER!!!???

THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Holy Macaroni! You shouldn’t be coming to my site anymore!Bob
Aug 13

IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN! I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 it was a mistake

2 u are wrong and will know it when u stand before the KING JESUS CHRIST AND HAVE 2 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 4 UR SITE

3 IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN!

I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Tue, Oct 20By the way. The site’s still up.

Your resources aren’t good ones, huh?

Bob

“what??”

what??

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Several months ago you had proclaimed “I HAVE THE RESOURCES TO TAKE YOUR SITE DOWN!!!!!!!!” Go ahead, scroll down and read for yourself. You wrote it!I was just emailing you back asking if you’d found your resources weren’t as good as you’d initially thought.

Bob

“LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol”

Chile I am not worrying about you or your site.. LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol

have a good life

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Hahaha!!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW I SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR THREAT!!!! Oh god, I am so relieved!!! I’ve been waiting for two and a half months to get the courage to call your bluff, and now it’s paid off! Now I can finally relax.Oh god, I can’t believe I won. I BEAT YOU! I don’t know how I did it, but I beat you and I get to keep my site! How does it feel? Huh? HUH???

You were a worthy opponent, Jordan Aytch. Good, but not quite good enough.

You may tell others you fought nobly, and lost, but only because you went up against the best.

Bob

“you did not win because it was not a competition….”

uumm sorry to tell you but you did not win… I dont care about your site… see the difference is I dismissed your site out my mind you did not win because it was not a competition…. Have a good life and God Bless

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Oh, pitiful excuses of the defeated. You don’t have to be this way, slinking away with your tail between your legs. It is nothing to be ashamed of, to declare war then lose. Be proud you stood for something, once, months ago. You once stood for something great and declared war on all who opposed it from the hilltop!Frankly, Jordan, you were quite the match. Your cunning, your bravery, your guts! I hate seeing a good warrior suffer such humiliation. Though I have seen many.

Bob

“I am not humiliated I just am mature”

ok.. Have a good life…

Also I am not humiliated I just am mature to know there is no point in arguing

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

You know what then? Screw YOU!! You’re nothing but a JERK! I ask you for ONE thing, and it’s the sweet taste of victory, and you can’t even grant me that!!!!You go around threatening people with web sabotage, then you take it all back before the other person gets to enjoy their triumph! Now I look like the fucking whiny bitch and you look like the noble hero!!!!!! This always happens and I HATE IT!!!!!!!

You just wait until I’m in hell and you’re up in heaven worrying about me and how I’m doing down there. You’ll think you’re in paradise, but you’ll actually be thinking about me down there and feeling bad. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

Humph!!!

Bob

“Have a Good Life”

uumm lol.. ok Have a Good Life

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com