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My new GOD IS FAKE money stamp!

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I realize I’m not the originator of this, I do not know who made the one I first saw, but when I did I knew it was good. So the other day I couldn’t help myself, stopped off at my local rubber stamp store and had one made just for me! My very own GOD IS FAKE stamp! And Christ, it’s FUN!

So after stamping all the bills in my wallet and my secret stash under my mattress, all my friends’ bills, and asking everyone I came into contact with for a dollar, which I’d stamp & return, I withdrew all my savings, stamped it, every last one, and redeposited it to guarantee my money was branded MY MONEY!

But my peace of mind was short lived.

After a long day of stamping every bill I encountered, I remembered what I always remember: The Bible. THE BIBLE!! And immediately I got to work stamping out God verse by verse, page by page, all night long until the sun came up.

I can’t say enough how satisfying blotting out the word God can be. I’ve even started accepting tracts from proselytizers again just to show off my new stamp to them!

I’m still not entirely happy with the legibility of the “IS FAKE” portion so I’m stopping back at the stamp maker’s with a thinner, simpler font. I’ll be sure to let you know how that all goes. Also, to be quite honest, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to be doing this, so please, let’s keep this between you and me. I suppose that also explains why it’s so much fun. And best of all this takes care of my stocking-stuffers for everyone on my shopping list this Xmas (emphisizing the “X”). [Available as of Nov. 19th, 2009]

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Atheism, Hate Mail

The War to Remove me from the Web Continues!

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These last couple months I have been fighting a heroic battle to save the site from being destroyed by a gentleman with the resources to bring me to my knees! Rest assured, I fought and won, and I have the letters to prove it! Only read this page of hate mail if you can handle heavy drama!!!!

The Jordan Aytch files

Aug 11

“THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED”

Subject: Jesus dress up

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD IN SUCH A MANNER!!!???

THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
Holy Macaroni! You shouldn’t be coming to my site anymore!Bob
Aug 13

“IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN! I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

1 it was a mistake

2 u are wrong and will know it when u stand before the KING JESUS CHRIST AND HAVE 2 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 4 UR SITE

3 IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN!

I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
Tue, Oct 20By the way. The site’s still up.

Your resources aren’t good ones, huh?

Bob
“what??”

what??

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
Several months ago you had proclaimed “I HAVE THE RESOURCES TO TAKE YOUR SITE DOWN!!!!!!!!” Go ahead, scroll down and read for yourself. You wrote it!I was just emailing you back asking if you’d found your resources weren’t as good as you’d initially thought.

Bob
“LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol”

Chile I am not worrying about you or your site.. LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol

have a good life

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
Hahaha!!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW I SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR THREAT!!!! Oh god, I am so relieved!!! I’ve been waiting for two and a half months to get the courage to call your bluff, and now it’s paid off! Now I can finally relax.Oh god, I can’t believe I won. I BEAT YOU! I don’t know how I did it, but I beat you and I get to keep my site! How does it feel? Huh? HUH???

You were a worthy opponent, Jordan Aytch. Good, but not quite good enough.

You may tell others you fought nobly, and lost, but only because you went up against the best.

Bob
“you did not win because it was not a competition….”

uumm sorry to tell you but you did not win… I dont care about your site… see the difference is I dismissed your site out my mind you did not win because it was not a competition…. Have a good life and God Bless

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
Oh, pitiful excuses of the defeated. You don’t have to be this way, slinking away with your tail between your legs. It is nothing to be ashamed of, to declare war then lose. Be proud you stood for something, once, months ago. You once stood for something great and declared war on all who opposed it from the hilltop!Frankly, Jordan, you were quite the match. Your cunning, your bravery, your guts! I hate seeing a good warrior suffer such humiliation. Though I have seen many.

Bob
“I am not humiliated I just am mature”

ok.. Have a good life…

Also I am not humiliated I just am mature to know there is no point in arguing

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com
You know what then? Screw YOU!! You’re nothing but a JERK! I ask you for ONE thing, and it’s the sweet taste of victory, and you can’t even grant me that!!!!You go around threatening people with web sabotage, then you take it all back before the other person gets to enjoy their triumph! Now I look like the fucking whiny bitch and you look like the noble hero!!!!!! This always happens and I HATE IT!!!!!!!

You just wait until I’m in hell and you’re up in heaven worrying about me and how I’m doing down there. You’ll think you’re in paradise, but you’ll actually be thinking about me down there and feeling bad. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

Humph!!!

Bob
“Have a Good Life”

uumm lol.. ok Have a Good Life

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com