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Accomplished January

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo art
Lisbeth (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) digitized in Adobe Illustrator

Today is the day I was scheduled to fly back to the city after an entire month here in the midwest. That is until “The Storm Of The Century” hit and brought everything in New York to a screeching halt.
No open businesses.
No vehicles on the streets.
No food delivery! And certainly no airports. So I’m adding a few more days to this visit.

My initial goals for January were to learn WordPress, build the site you’re looking at now with that knowledge, and do art. Lots of art. All of these things I swept through painlessly, and I want to share with you these accomplishments now.

Lisbeth

I’m not sure how I went so long without ever drawing Lisbeth , but the other evening when I sat down to do so, the sketch took me about 20 minutes. Then it was completely digitized (above) before I called it a night. Tell me this though – How is it that I draw what I consider to be this striking black & white portrait, post it on Facebook, and it gets just 2 Likes? Has she already been forgotten? Was the remake despised that unanimously? What the hell happened? Anyhow, no matter what people think, this piece is one of several proud accomplishments of January.

Danni Daniels

TS Danni Daniels art
Porn Star Danni Daniels digitized in Adobe Illustrator for dressup game

One of the most exciting things that occurred this month happened as the result of a simple pen & ink portrait I drew of this infamous porn star & performance artist. I was dumbfounded when she made it her profile pic on Facebook. Then it turns out she loved it so much that we’re now working on an entire dressup game to go with it! It’s turning into the most outrageous game I’ve ever worked on. And if you don’t know who Danni Daniels is, Grace Jones referred to her as “the white me.” I will surely keep you up to date on this unprecedented project.

The Sauce

Cute muscular girl in fuzzy white cat costume art
The Sauce (close up) Digitized in Adobe Illustrator

I don’t remember how or when I first stumbled across “The Sauce” on Facebook, but when I did I knew I had to draw her. She’s real life Pippi Longstocking all grown up living out her dreams in the Burning Man universe. I’m just stunned by her. Something I don’t think I was able to keep any kind of a secret in this piece.

The Old & the New

The other accomplishment of the month was learning WordPress with the assistance of the Lynda.com tutorials, and building my new site. Yes, I’ve finally dragged myself out of the dark ages of the web.

The old site at normalbobsmith.com shall remain in tact, but I do not plan to post new content there ever again. For 15 years I’ve been maintaining that URL. Can you believe it? Perhaps I’ll turn it into a complete archive of the site’s history? It could include a tribute to the different elaborate front pages I’ve had over the last decade and a half. Maybe adding back the long lost Super Chic pages and the Unholy Army adventures? A complete archive of everything I’ve done there since Sept 2000. That could be really fun.

From now on though, everything’s going to be here. I’ll be adding the Amazing Strangers section next month, a new art portfolio, and lots more. If you’re finding yourself snowed in with nothing to do, check out the “Select Month” & “Select Category” tabs in the left sidebar. I plan to update those areas with some of the best content from the past, as well as some never before seen blogs I’ve recently run across. You see, back in ’08 I actually went and saved all of my MySpace blogs before they erased everything. How many of you thought that far ahead? I’ve already started incorporating them into the backlog. And while you’re at it, take a look at the new store, and the Mohammed dressup games brought center stage for all the obvious reasons.  It’s safe to say I’m really looking forward to seeing where this new site leads.

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Bulletpoint once-through of important information

This is a quick bullet point once-through of some important informational updates, changes and necessaries you should all be told:

#1. My email address has sorta changed. For a long time now I’ve been with Earthlink because they used to not suck. But now it’s common knowledge that they now suck and are Scientologists so I’ve switched to Gmail. My email address is now at normalbob@gmail.com.
Of course bob@normalbobsmith.com is still the same, but I’ve discovered if you’re replying to an old message from me, it gets routed through Earthlink and never gets to me. So yeah. That’s that.

#2. I’m considering discontinuing the quarterly Newsletter because Gmail really really discourages spamming of any sort (as well they should), and even though everyone on the list asked to be there, it’s still 1000’s of addresses and a Gmail account can’t tell the difference. My account was shut down for 24hrs after I sent one newsletter out. Then after some research I started getting convinced that because of spamming on the net bulk emailed newsletters are fast becoming outdated. And I DO NOT want to be a spammer or mistaken for one. I’m open to opinions and options on this matter because I’d love to keep it circulating.

#3. I am available for hire, and my freelance page has been updated with more of the exciting jobs I’ve been tooling over the last month or so. I’m reasonably priced, especially the more creative freedom I’m allowed. But I’m a completely docile worker bee if you insist on a dictatorship business relationship. I need money to live, and I work accordingly.

Star Wars Jesus Dressup magnets
Star Wars Jesus dressup includes uniforms of Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, Darth Vader & Slave Leia

#4. I can’t stress enough how excited I am about the new Limited Collector’s Edition JDU, and I’m just bustin’ at the seams with the urge to spill my guts about the glorious beauty this set is beholding! Their delivery is still on schedule (the end of April) and all orders will be shipped out immediately upon their arrival to me. This set will also be accompanying me to the booth I’ve got at the 2010 Comic Con in NYC.  And if you’re not already I strongly suggest becoming a fan of Jesus Dress Up on Facebook.

Final Justice Jesus Dressup fridge magnets
Final Justice Jesus Dressup fridge magnets ($14) include notorious villains like Hitler, John Wayne Gacy & The Hamburgler

#5. It might also be of interest that I am almost sold out of the Final Justice Jesus magnets. I will not be reprinting this same artwork ever again, instead I’ll be using art from the latest version for future printings. I’ve got 2 boxes left of the old, which is about 80 total sets, then after that they’ll never be seen again. You’ve hearby been notified.

How about a Personalized Dressup this Christmas?

Christmas is almost here, which means now’s the time for me to put out the DRESS UP YOUR LOVED ONES personal dressup game offer!

Having trouble thinking of something original, fun, useful and outrageous to get for someone you care about this Christmas? Well, nothing’s more off-the-wall than a personalized dress up game! And coincidentally they’re my specialty.

In the past I’ve done dressup games for girl’s boyfriends, people’s bosses, husbands & wives, even super discount ones just for fun! Does your father-in-law have a superhero he’s always wanted to be dressed up as? Do you have a girlfriend whose only chance of getting that $1,200 D&G purse is to have it drawn on a cartoon image of her? Well then, I’m the guy to call.

Email me and I’d be delighted to hear exactly what you had in mind and give you a reasonable quote. bob@normalbob.com

Make it the best Christmas EVER!!!

Normal Bob available for freelance hire!

As you may or may not already know I am a freelance artist. I have an extensive portfolio, reasonable prices, and really no limit, morally, to what I’m willing to draw for money. Right now, as you’ll see by my Availability Thermostat the schedule is open. So if you’ve had a project you’ve been thinking you might want to run by me but you assumed I’m way to busy for that, well, I’m not.

Check out my freelance portfolio and let me know what you have in mind. I’m a talented artist and designer and I can offer up any amount of input and design services you might need for whatever it is you’re planning. So let me know!

bob@normalbob.com