21 thoughts on “The Hate Mail complaints of Qwerty Qwerty”

  1. Is this guy for real?

    C’mon, NormalBob – you made him up – nobody can be this ignorant.

    “missing link between ducks and whales…”


    “Jesus is not pretend; he was a real person; there are tons of documents about him that arent the bible; like Josephus he wrote tons about the bible and Jesus
    none of those are stories…they are History”

    (Has this chop ever heard the word “interpolation”. Josephus – really!)

    One word comes to mind:

    The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational invited people to take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.

    Top of the list was…

    Ignoranus – A person that is both stupid and an asshole.


  2. Bob, I fucking love you. The story was so beautiful I thought I was going to die of laughter.

  3. Our intelligence level is really high, we have emotions, we make amazing things, we are very different!

    I enjoy how Qwerty picked the one thing that is clearly based on the oldest (and most commonly shared) system in nature: the limbic system, where most of our baser emotions are derived from. Hilarious – good job! Emotions share a common function in nature: to drive you to serve your own self-fulfilling needs and be perceptive enough of your environment to understand how to do that.

    Yeah, humans are so different from other animals, like we can plan and remember things, and… kill each other, wait no they can do that too… hrmmm.. eat? No, that’s them too… mate? Defecate? That’s definitely not it. Whistle? Maybe that’s it.

    What physically separates us from the animal kingdom again? Last time I checked, it was in the form of our more advanced brain structures. Clearly, our advanced brain structures could not have been produced by evolution, because “evolution just doesn’t make sense” and “if evolution was real, then we would have come from PLANTS and plants work very very differntly (sic) than we do.”

    We would need to somehow show evidence for human brain evolution and show that plants cells evolved separately than other eukaryotic organisms, just like everything else – I just don’t know how we could satisfy Qwerty’s request to do that!

  4. Your “Don’t Worry, Querty” story was capital!! It’ll keep me smiling all day… well done!!

  5. Normalbobsmith is a joke, i had him stumpped on all levels. he didnt post most of my emails on his site to which he has no answers to. He’s an anntention seeking ugly motherfucker trying to get famous by doing what teenegers do…rebel. Sell a few fridge magnets bob, you aids infested asshole

  6. Bob, you missed a great opportunity to hand a douche-bag like this their own ass. Qwerty said “just like a clock it has to have a maker…just like our earth God is the Creator” How then one would logically (which is the effort being made) defend their god’s existence. Surely nothing can’t beget something, thus, god must have also been created, how could something so “perfect” exist without a designer? (and that uncaused cause bullshit doesn’t hold a drop of Jesus Blood) The very argument they use against evolution works against their god. And the answer is clear, god was created: by people afraid to die, reinforced by people who want power –> Fuck-tards!

  7. *sigh* So often it seems to come down to “I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep, and if you teach that class, sex-ed teacher…..”[/dalegribble]

    What is it with this “My god is all-powerful, but he needs me to take out his enemies (ie: visible non-believers) for him” crap that’s so damn common from this type? I’ve never understood that, and I’ve been hearing it all my life. Don’t they have any faith that their god can take care of his own problems if he needs to, or do they think that “omnipotent” can sometimes mean “helpless child” under the right circumstances?

    Gotta love it when they try to stump you with weak apologetics that were long-ago refuted and videos of church-related hypnotic spaz attacks and then take your silence as a sign that they have “won”. Um…no, it’s just that your abject stupidity made my mouth drop open with such force that it dislocated my jaw, and you’ve made it abundantly clear that you are not intelligent enough to be worth conversing with.

    Kind of like the ones who think that if they can piss you off in some way, that they win by default without the hassle of making a compelling or even coherent argument. Resulting in the intensely irritating gish gallop of crap apologetics….

    Not even worth talking to anyone that deluded. They’re making too much of an effort to find and create loopholes rather than make a decent case.

  8. Poor Qwerty. A perfect example of how a person who doesn’t understand something will take up arms against it. If only they’d wiki’d ‘evolution’.
    A pity.

    Oh, and by the way:

    It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously.
    —Albert Einstein

    It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never de­nied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbound­ed admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
    —Albert Einstein

    I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled af­ter our own — a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty.
    —Albert Einstein

    Oops. 😛

    But then again, Christians don’t need proof of anything to back their statements up. eg. The bible is the word of god because it says so! The bible wouldn’t lie to me!

  9. Great story, Bob! Loved the unexpected ending.

    Demonhype wrote: “What is it with this “My god is all-powerful, but he needs me to take out his enemies (ie: visible non-believers) for him” crap that’s so damn common from this type?”

    You would think that by now they would get the hint that their god is either very, very weak or he is nonexistent. A powerful god would not need them to fight his battles for him!

  10. Wow!! I can’t believe that this deluded psychotic asshole went so far as to use a Benny Hinn video as a demonstration of his gods power. First off qwerty, Benny Hinn is a known charlatan and con artist. Secondly, aside from him physically pushing people over and yelling fire those that fell on their own did not fall due to the power of god. It’s called the power of suggestion you mental midget retarded self-deluded moron.

    Suggestion works well with indoctrination especially if that indoctrination leads you to believe in the so called charismatic gifts of the Holy Spirit. Aside from suggestion there are those that don’t want to look like Satans ass when they don’t go down so in order to fit in unnoticed they purposely go down. Not to mention those that Benny personally hired to make the spectacle more appealing. Drop that bible and read a book that is worth it before you go running your mouth about shit you know absolutely shit about.

  11. 23He that hateth me hateth my Father also.
    24If I had not done among them the works which none other man did, they had not had sin: but now have they both seen and hated both me and my Father.
    25But this cometh to pass, that the word might be fulfilled that is written in their law, They hated me without a cause.
    26But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:
    27And ye also shall bear witness, because ye have been with me from the beginning.

    John 15:23-27 (KJV)

  12. “John 15:23-27 (KJV)

    Who the hell is this John fellow? Anybody ever notice a christian quotes john, luke mark, matthew, paul, etc. it’s never jesus 3:16 ot god 15:23-27… Why???

    Because…A GOD nor a JESUS never wrote one word of the BUYBULL

    It was all written by sheep and goat herders and their real names are UNKNOWN!!!
    And then it was written some 50-60 years after jesus supposedly existed!!!

    Christians worship the writings of ignorant barbarians and call them holy men, what a crock of SHIT!!!


  13. William wrote:

    “We believe God wrote the whole Bible.

    The Bible identifies itself as Truth.”

    Oh, really? In other words, “We believe the Bible is true because the Bible says it is true.” In that case, please show us the scripture where the Bible tells us that the Bible is true–keeping in mind, of course, that the Bible hadn’t been compiled at the time that any of those scriptures were written.

  14. “We believe God wrote the whole Bible.”

    “We believe!!!”

    That’s all you have…. a belief…. no proof…. no evidence…. just a belief that’s not worth the paper it’s written on.

    You have no FACTS…. just a belief….you suck dude!

  15. I wanna believe that this is totally made up but I know better. I know that there are people that are this fucking pig shit retarded. Especially since I was raised in a very conservative church down in Texas before I left the faith. But this one really takes the cake!

    Bob, you really do need to make a sheeple for this guy. He deserves his own sheeple.

  16. Sad to say, this Querty kid is a shining example of what our schools are teaching today. It makes it so much easier for religious governments (U.S.A.) to inject superstition into the minds of young people, and send them go off to fight for “god and country” in stupid religious wars, the most idiotic of reasons.

  17. Bombo is my hero!

    Seriously, that was a good story. The best part was the twist at the end when you find out Qwerty is a crazy hobo who shits himself.

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