“The first time I ever saw the Union Square Dog Molester it was the summer of ’06, and I didn’t refer to him as the “Dog Molester” at all. He was just “The guy who helps single moms push their baby carriages,” and that was the extent of it… It wasn’t until later that year when I first witnessed the Dog Molester’s true self…”
“don’t you think, this Jesus dress-up thing makes some christian sad?”
The Mate Szeverenyi files, and an invitation to my 40 birthday bash!
FREE HUGS Movement Introduces Bedbug epidemic to Upper East Side
City inspectors have recently traced a strain of Upper East Side bedbug larva to a rampant Lower East Side infestation that’s been plaguing residents there for years. Only recently has this particular breed made its way so far north at such an alarming speed and quantity. And who are the carriers of these troublesome critters? Experts point the finger squarely at the Free Hugs movement of Union Square South….
Outrageous hair style, junkies, and douchebags in every direction! Union Sqaure has yet to disappoint. See for yourselves…
