Yvone files of Hate Mail

I enjoy fucking with people’s stupidity a little too much, and Yvonne is no exception. But how can I resist?? Their parents raised them to act this way and to react to what I’m doing in this manner! I can only assume that the people who birth ’em are impressed and delighted with the results. You tell me.

The Yvonne Ramirez files

“how does my brain seem neat?”

YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF GOD!!!!!!

Subject: are you???????

Are yo a christian ? if you are i am ashamed i found great offense in your website. YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF GOD!!!!!!

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

Oh no! Don’t worry. I’m not a Christian. I didn’t claim it, and if some reporter or political spin-doctor said I was it’s not true. Sorry if it startled you, but you can relax now. I hearby unshame you! 😉

Haha.. Jesus Dressup made by a Christian… Haha… maybe in Bizarro World!

Thanks for the email. Let me know which outfit is your favorite!

Bob

i hope you repent and become a christian.

you must have misunderstood.I AM a christian, and proud of it, and i take alot of offense to your website. so, no offense, but i do not care for any of your “outfits” because i do not like to see my lord and savior being made fun of.

i hope you realize how cruel your site really is being to the creator of you and the world and change it. Jesus died on the cross for your sins and will one day come back to judge the unbelievers and when someone dies they will be judged at the gates of heaven. i hope you repent and become a christian.

signed,

A CHRISTIAN

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

Oh! Okay, now I understand. It’s all good. I’ve got no problem with you disagreeing with me. You think one way and I think the other so it basically cancels out.

Thanks for your feedback. It’s interesting to hear different opinions from other people even if they sound a little strange at first. That’s how some of our best Sci-Fi books & movies are dreamt up! Have you seen Planet of the Apes? I think they had a monkey version of the guy you described. I love that movie.

Bob

i have not seen that movie.

actually i have not seen that movie.

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

Oh, well you should! Do you like Sci-Fi? I’m imagining you do if you believe in all that strange Bible stuff and its giants, wizards, talking animals, angels and magical stuff. Do you believe in the other gods too, like Zeus and Thor? Or Ra the Sun God? Or that Indian elephant god with the 8 arms, Vishnu? What about the new gods we’ve invented like David Koresh, Sathyia Sia Baba or Marshal Applewhite? Did you know that we humans have invented more than 4,000 different gods, and I’m only counting the ones people really believed in (not like Superman or Gandalf).

Your brain seems really neat. I hope you don’t mind me exploring it like this.

Bob

how does my brain seem neat?

i guess i like si-fi. and the bible does not have wizards and stuff. i do not believe in any other gods but who is David Koresh, Sathyia Sia Baba and Marshal Applewhite? how does my brain seem neat? one more Q y did you invent jesus dress up, just out of couriosity? also sorry i was rude the first times i emailed you. you seem nice it was just i was having a bad day and seeing that did not make it better (no offense).

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

David Koresh said he was Jesus Christ! He lived in Texas then the police accidentally burned down his church and killed 76 of his followers back in 1993. Marshal Applewhite had a group of followers who all killed themselves so they’d be transported onto the spaceship to Heaven in 1997. And Sathyia Sia Baba is alive right now in India performing magic tricks and saying he’s God. He’s got over 6 million followers!!!!! You should type them into wikipedia.com and read about them. They’re like that Jesus guy was, only happening now! I think your brain’s neat because you’re like one of those followers who believes in wizards (or “miracle workers” as you put it).

Don’t worry about whether you were rude to me or not. I don’t take much of what you people say or do too seriously. It’s like when my dog get’s mad at me when I come into the room with a paper bag on my head. He totally flips out barking and growling. I don’t hold it against him either. He’s just easily duped. It’s cute! You should try that on your dog. It’s funny.

Bob

“i had no idea wh othey were and i never even heard of them”

okay….i had no idea wh othey were and i never even heard of them before you told me. it sounds stange, i guess that’s what Jesus seems like to you right? you never answered my question about Jesus dress up. why don’t you believe in the bible?

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

Did you look them up? Do you seriously just believe the first thing anybody tells you? You don’t research, or look into other options? At least those people believe in someone who they saw do magic tricks. All you needed was to hear a story about the magic tricks and you were sold.

I don’t believe in the Bible because it’s not believable.

Bob

“i researched jesus”

i did not look them up because i do not believe that they are worth looking up. i researched jesus for a long time and i still research him for more info on him. also are you saying i should not trust what you say.

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

You don’t look them up to believe in them, silly! You look them up to learn about them and their followers. They’re all fakes claiming to be gods. People believe in them because people just want something to believe in whether there’s real proof to back it up or not! Sound familiar? I’m looking in your direction, Yvonne!

Bob

“i don’t believe in jesus just to believe something i did my research before i believed in him!”

i never said looking them up means you believe in them i said i don’t think they are WORTH looking up.i don’t believe in jesus just to believe something i did my research before i believed in him.but i do agree with you about the other people are fakes.how did you know my name?

Yvonne Ramirez

g.jesuslovesyou@gmail.com

NOT WORTH LOOKING UP!!?!?! These people are amazing! They dazzle people with incredible talk, preying on their fears and hopes, completely abusing the made-up virtue of faith and even wowing full grown adults with slight-of-hand magic tricks! And they believe! They believe and tell others to believe! People just like you making up their minds on nothing more than someone’s promise it’s true and nothing more! How is it not really, really interesting, especially if you factor in that it’s the exact same method all of the major, world-dominating religions use themselves!

I’m sorry. I suppose just because it fascinates me it doesn’t mean everyone else is gonna care too. It’s just such intreguing insight into the minds of the human race, you and me included, I don’t see how anyone couldn’t be totally entertained by these stories of the people on the thrones or the ones kissing their feet.

But I guess if you’re the one kissing the feet you have your own reasons not to want to research the subject too much, huh?

Bob

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Hate Mailers “PRAY 4 U EVERY NIGHT!”

Lot’s of really stupid hate letters, and even a stupid fan letter.

“retard.”

Hi Bob. Way to go, retard.

Sarah Eakes

s_eakes@yahoo.com

Duh, garf! He rose from the dead and saved me from the devil! Bargle-derf!

Thank you for your email.

Bob

 

“I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!”

Subject: JESUS IS LORD!!!!

I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!

I AM NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO CUSS U OUT

GOD STILL LOVES YOU

COME 2 JESUS AND REMEMBER

JESUS IS LORD!!!!

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

You haven’t seen much of the world, have you?

Bob

i have been to about nine different countries, plan on going to about 2 more this year alone, i have been to 48 out of the 50 states

i have buddy

i have been to about nine different countries

plan on going to about 2 more this year alone

i have been to 48 out of the 50 states

and everywhere i go just shows me God’s hand in every creation.

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Yes, but while you were in these many different places did you once stop to notice the people? The people who believe the exact same things you believe but attribute them to a different god? Vishnu, Allah, Krishna, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Sathya Sai Baba, or historically where the different gods number in the thousands?

With that much traveling you’d have to plug your ears and sheild your eyes not to notice the delusions we’re capable of inducing onto ourselves. Or do you think that applies to everyone but you?

Bob

i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about

and you know what you have a point there

i am not going 2 be like the other “Christians” cussing you out forgetting that they are going against themselves acting that way….

No…

I want to hear your opinion…

I believe what i believe and you believe what you believe

i cant change you

but…. on the other hand i can try to get you 2 see my side better.

i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about

the only problem i have is the dress up Jesus i just find that disrespectful

but again…

i don’t want to argue that would go against what i believe in…

i am only 17 and i have more sense than that

but oh well……

God bless

and have a good night.

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Why should I take any of your beliefs seriously or waste my time considering your complaints if you admit to having no clue what you’re talking about?
i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed

no buddy

i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed

i know what my beliefs are

i dont want to argue with you not knowing what YOU are about

got me??

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

“i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about”

Jordan Aytch

Oct 8, 2008 12:01 AM

Bob

 

“I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website”

Dear Sir,

You’ll probably already be aware that the idea of dressing our saviour in Halloween costumes for the amusement of children and the like in your website is absolutely ridiculous. Not only is it very offensive, it’s unnecessary. I wonder what reaction you’d get if it was the prophet Mohammad you were mocking? I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website and instead use your creativity to better means.

John Allen

Good question! I conducted this exact experiment when I made mohammeddressup.com

Some people FREAKED OUT! There’s been threats on my life, and threats to rape my mother, I even had one guy threaten to cut off my monkey head and dress me in the skins of my children! Check it out. Once I was even told I was a military target by an Islamic organization in NYC!

But then I also considered the same people have also promised Jesus could talk when he was a baby, and Allah invented the internet before people did when he wirelessly transfers his thoughts into our brains. I discovered that their nonsensical threats did absolutely nothing to validate their nonsensical beliefs. Not in any way.

I’m curious why you reference their stupidity to defend yours? Do you see their radical faith-based fundamentalism somehow validates yours? Please explain your comparison. The fact that you used them to validate you interests me a great deal.

Thank you for your “preyers”

Bob

 

I would say I don’t like it because I’m in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day

Subject: Halloween

Hello…

I’m not writing english so well but I hope that you will can understant me. I saw your creation for hallowen and I would say I don’t like it because I’m in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day…It is not deserved. I want to say you that Jesus follows loving you…in spide of you heat Him. You don’t know Him…if you know, you don’t capable of to do this creation. Did you try to look into the eyes of Jesus? Why do you heat Him? Has He damaged to you? There are more ways to get money than this. He loves you…if arrive the day that you discover this your live will change and your artist talent will be used to make the people life realy happy instead of to hurt the religious feelings of the people. I will pray for you; When I will go to the mass I will pray for the creator of the Jesus dreess in order that at the moment of your death you can to ask for pardon to the Love’s God and will pray so much in order that God is taken pity on of you…live if very short and eternity is for ever. Think of it!

Dear,

Marta Fabregas

atram69@yahoo.es

Yeah, you were right to apologize. You sound really retarded.

Bob

Artist, Atheist, Anthropologist