Test your wits! Challenge your intellect! Decode the Dog Molester’s mysterious cipher message and win!
Several days ago during a safe sex campaign at Union Square, the Dog Molester inscribed a message to you and me and the rest of the world onto a bed sheet, and now I challenge YOU to decode it!
The task is simple. Using three photos, and whatever you might have learned of the Dog Molester on his page, decode the Dog Molester. There is a definite right answer that I’ve got in hand. He used only a blue marker to write his message. First place prize is an autographed photo of the Dog Molester, plus a set of Jesus magnets of your choice!
THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE PRIZE.
Email your decoding entries to firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Dog Molester Decode