Test your wits! Challenge your intellect! Decode the Dog Molester’s mysterious cipher message and win!
Several days ago during a safe sex campaign at Union Square, the Dog Molester inscribed a message to you and me and the rest of the world onto a bed sheet, and now I challenge YOU to decode it!
The task is simple. Using three photos, and whatever you might have learned of the Dog Molester on his page, decode the Dog Molester. There is a definite right answer that I’ve got in hand. He used only a blue marker to write his message. First place prize is an autographed photo of the Dog Molester, plus a set of Jesus magnets of your choice!
THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE PRIZE.
Email your decoding entries to bob@normalbob.com
Subject: Dog Molester Decode
Here goes Bob…
“From Andy to the public. Don’t be a fool. Use that and everything would be fine.”
I’m assuming the “that” he is referring to, is canine genitalia.
What a fuckin’ nutroll. Sheesh.
dr.m
It says, “I am a looney. Do the smart thing and stay the hell away from me.”
Hey Bob!
I believe it reads:
“From Andy to the pomeranians, don’t pee on my tool, I use that in your behind.”
The key word is “that”. Use “that” and everything will be fine. I believe “that” means…well, you know. Dogs. Use dogs. I want to be clear that I do not condone this behavior, even though he is quite correct. The worse STD you could get from a dog is fleas. But don’t try this at home. Little doggy don’t like that.
“No one can seem to figure out that last word.”
It is “final”
From Andy to the public,
don’t be a fool, use that and everything will be fine.
crap- didn’t realise that was the same as the first entry…
“from andy to the public, don’t be a fool, use that and everything would be paid” the last word written as Piad, and assuming a little bit of incoherence…
From Andy
to the
public
don’t be a fool
use a hat
and every
thin
would
be find
Oops, “thing”, not “thin”