7 thoughts on “Smart-aleky hate mail retorts for Christmas!”

  1. John 3:57 “You guys are fucking sick! How dare you disgrace Jesus Christ like that, you guys have got serious problems. And I’m going to report this to whom ever I can! This is wrong! you are wrong! This is disgusting, shame on you!”

    PLEASE, PLEASE, WE BEG OF YOU, PLEASE DON’T TELL GOD ABOUT THIS, WE’LL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU ASK!!!

    Bob – “The picture of how life works that you folks have in your brains is absolutely priceless.”

    I’m wondering how can people be so convinced of something so bazaar to beyond the point of no return and to no reason insight???

    I just don’t get it, what’s wrong with these people?

  3. It missed it because it’s a real word, you simply used the wrong spelling and thus typed a different but still valid word. Stupid English language.

  4. One thing that I see in almost every exchange between the believers/non-believers is the common misuse of the words ‘God’ and ‘god’. Whether you’re on the nutty side or the rational side of the argument, the lexicon should be the same. If you approached a stranger and said “Mom will mock you” the stranger (who doesn’t share a common mother with you) would have to correct you and say “*your* mom will mock me, you mean?” – the same applies to a god. When you use caps ‘God’, it assumes the audience shares the same deity as you. Christians/Catholics/Jews/Atheists should not use phrases such as “God will smite you” outside their church/commune or around non-Christians, but rather “*my/your* god will mock whoever”

  5. I think it’s funny how someone is complaning because their 8 year old sister found this site on the internet, and has the nerve to say “And im sure little kids who go on and don’t pay attenion DONT RELIZEE WHAT THERE DOING!!” If that’s the case, then, where is the parental supervision?

    And I do think this site is “inexceptable,” because it shouldn’t be excepted from anything!

    And Kenneth trots out the old “If you don’t believe in God it’s because you hate him” misconception. No, we don’t hate him, we just don’t believe in him. If you don’t believe in Bigfoot, you must hate him. See how that works?

  6. “MY LITTLE 8-YEAR-OLD SISTER FOUND YOUR WEBSITE AND NOW SHE’S TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE OMG SHE’S GONNA NEED COUNSELING!!!”

    Why are people letting 8-year-old kids on the Internet with no supervision? A website making fun of Jesus is the least they should be worried about. There are all kinds of sick, perverted weirdos looking for kids to molest. There’s porn by the truckload. There are lots of sites that are just plain awful, not something you’d want an 8-year-old seeing. These are the things this girl’s big sister should be concerned about, not some goofy Jesus Dress-Up game. Her priorities are messed up.

    “Would you put up a dress up the prisioners in Nazi death camps? Why is that any differant?”

    Because there really were people in Nazi death camps. There never was a Jesus Christ who died on a cross for everyone’s sins. It is all a myth that is based on other myths going back thousands of years to Egyptian times, and has its origins in astronomical phenomena, such as the path of the sun through the sky, and the 12 signs of the zodiac. Are you people equally offended by the Roadrunner cartoons? Every episode, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff, yet somehow always survives. In real life, people sometimes fall off cliffs, but they DON’T survive, and their families are devastated. Should we ban cartoons because they make fun of animals and people falling off cliffs?

  7. This woman claims dressing jesus up is wrong?
    I’m thinking:
    A) he may be a little chilly. I think its nice to clothe him. Its humane.
    B) She brings no evidence to support her claim.
    Myth busted!
    Oh, almost forgot!
    The NUMBER ONE REASON IT’S NOT WRONG TO DRESS UP JESUS:
    IT IS FUN,FUN,FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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