Self-isolated

Jesus Dressup crownhanger logoYes. I’m definitely taking this pandemic mayhem seriously while looking after my nearly-90 folks. Yesterday I went out for groceries with mask, rubber gloves and disinfecting wipes for 2 weeks worth of food. I’m sorry to say that I also think this is going to go on A LOT longer than just a few weeks (or even a few months). But no need to add more frowny faces to your day. I’ve also been doing lesser important things! Like making a new video from any available footage I could find to tell the story of my JesusDressup/Devil-costume years in New York. I originally was putting this collection of clips together to be used for the online exhibition scheduled for May (You heard me right. The exhibition is still happening.) but I think it turned out well enough to share with everyone now.

It’s basically a self-indulgent scrapbook assortment of highlights & mementos I’ve saved up from when Jesus Dressup hit the airwaves.  That and everything leading into my time dressing up as the devil in NYC from 2002 to 2015 all edited together to tell the story best I can. Although it officially all began in 2000 in Chicago with just Jesus Dressup online. It is also a blatant promotion of the product I design and sell. Want some?

Neptune

My next assignment relating to this online exhibit next month is to scan all of my Creatures Of Neptune art to put on display! Most of the pen and ink drawings from the 90s have never been seen publicly before! It’s all very exciting and fulfilling for me.  This also includes my Humpty Dumpty booklet available for purchase.

Humpty Dumpty cover

Can I also say that it has not gone unnoticed how many of you are still buying stuff from me despite all that’s happening here, and around the world. I did not expect sales to continue for me. Thank you for your support! I’ve been including little gifts inside every order made since this all began. And there’s only one way for you to find out what those little gifts might possibly be 😉

Alice Kelson
Alice Kelson

I do have more plans for more videos in the weeks to come, and as soon as the weather gets nice enough to be outdoors I’m going to set up my own little make-shift coffee shop in our garage so I have a place to work on art projects. I find it nearly impossible to really express my creativity, with both writing and drawing in the house where my brain is constantly interrupted by junk phone calls, an attention craving dog, and all the basic distractions surrounding the desk in my bedroom. In short, I’m DYING to draw, and I’m almost at the spot where I feel free to do it.

Now, for the sake of a godless world with noone but us to make sure we survive, be careful and stay home for a couple weeks!

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Pandemic 2020

prayforsatan_normalbobWell, it’s here. And the show I was talking about the other day, that’s canceled. I will not be flying to NYC, and SVA will not be open for any exhibitions whatsoever! BUT in its place there’s going to be an SVA sponsored online exhibition, curated by Rebecca Marsh. And since you and everyone else will be confined to the seat in front of your internet, you will be invited! This exhibition is scheduled to open May 1st, so there’ll be more said about it in the weeks to come.

In response to recent events, not only am I staying secluded, but I am also going to share with you scripture from my past to help prepare you for your future. It’s the limited numbered edition of Humpty Dumpty – The True Story of Neptune’s Messiah.

Humpty Dumpty coverDepending on how long you’ve been a part of the Normal Bob Smith experience, this story has been told once before in the Neptune Section of my original site. I wrote this back in 1997, as a believer, on the crest of my epic reverse-repentance. Originally printing only 15 copies to giveaway to friends & family, now 20 years later, seeing the need, I’ve gone and printed 90 more. There are 2 sets of 45 available. The first set of 45 are the official Pandemic Print, numbered in black. The 2nd 45 are the Post-Pandemic Print, and will only be sold if we survive. And they will be sent out in numerical order, 1 thru 45 until they are gone.

Humpty Dumpty pg1

This is an 18 page illustrated poem about the fall of Humpty Dumpty and his sacrifice for the Creatures of Neptune. I cannot emphasize enough that this small spiral bound booklet is the only salvation from Pandemic 2020. And while I’m here selling stuff I want to remind you even though I’m sold out of Trump magnets, I still have Jesus Dressups available, and you can still by all 6 for $66 while supplies last. In addition I’m also selling prints of my work.

Speaking of prints of my work, I just completed this.

Alexa@Union/Pandemic2020
Alexa@Union/Pandemic2020

I’m thinkin’ this is going to be a year that alters life as we used to know it. My plan is to stay secluded and give in to the urge to do lots more art. Oh! And ship out orders to you folks!!!

Show for You

Photo by Broken Image Photography 2009
Photo by Broken Image Photography 2009

I’m of the mindset that if there’s nothing to talk about then nothing need be said. And it’s been months, MONTHS since I last updated this blog, but there’s finally a few things to talk about! The first and most important is the NYC show in April. Remember last April the interview I had with Rebecca Marsh? She’ll be curating the Normal Bob/Pray For Satan art event at The Pfizer Building in Brooklyn April 16th – 29th. It’ll be showcasing my work from the 90s all the way up to present day.  I promise it’ll be unlike anything I’ve ever done or shown before. On display will be many of my most recent pieces and a lot of never before seen work. It’ll include a retrospective of everything from Creatures Of Neptune, a history of Jesus Dressup & my “Devil Years” in NYC and Amazing Strangers, book-ended by what came before to what I’m doing now. This is not the last you’ll hear on the subject. I’m very excited about it all, and I hope there are enough of you out there who still care enough to attend. It’ll be a delightful trip down Memory Lane for me, and for anyone who’s ever been a fan of the site. More to come.

Jesus Dressup crownhanger logo

It’s also that time of year again where I’m looking for stores in your hood who might possibly carry Jesus Dressup on their shelves. Right now is when gift shops and other stores gear up for spring, so if you give me the store name & city I’ll take it from there. Then, if your suggestion does indeed place an order from me I will award you with a free set of Jesus Dressup of your choice. Sweet, huh? Contact me, PLEEZE!

Finally, here’s some of what I’ve done lately.

Book Nook’s Normal Bob Holiday Display

Book Nook inviteYou’re all invited to the Normal Bob Art Reception at The Book Nook in Montague the evening of the eve of Christmas Eve – Dec 23rd. There’ll be food, friends, family and festive fun for all!

If you can’t make it then, stop in any time between now and January 5th, 2020.  The Book Nook is such a lovely spot. My stuff looks right at home there.

And if Montague Michigan isn’t anywhere near you,  I also have plans to bring an entire retrospective of my artistic life from the 90s to present day to NYC in April, so stay tuned for more news on that. It’s all very exciting.

I look forward to seeing those who can attend. This is exactly what I’d like to do a lot more of in the near and distant future for my art.

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