Murat Alemdar Threats of Death

Right now I’m overjoyed to say that my detractors put in the extra effort and squeezed in one last death threat before page 400! So come on in and enjoy the party Murat Alemdar’s throwin’ in honor of his god, Allah!

The Sensational Rants of Murat Alemdar

“I killl you!!!!”

Your motherfuckers. i?m a moslem and i fuck you bitch !! mother fucker !!! motherfucker!!

you assshole… JESUS!! haahha fuck ami and also fuck france !!!

I killl you !!!!

France = ASS-

england/America= HOLE!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

Subject: Holy Muhammad engraved camel pie!

I haven’t seen this much bellyaching since 6th grade when little Sally Chesterfield got her pigtails pulled by Smartypants Melvin McGrift!Sally peed her panties that disastrous Friday afternoon and got sent home early. Are you gonna pee your panties, Murat? How many more yanks on your pigtails is it gonna take to get you sent home with a face covered in tears, and pee pee all over your flowery dress?

You seem ripe and at the ready. I’m guessing, it’s not gonna take more than 2 yanks.Put your money on it, Sally!

Bob

“allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!!”

Subject: hahahahahahahahaahaha

I say just one : listen me : the God would you (the christs and jewul) do in his hell. wait !!! here for you!! : allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!! do you know what you say? haha you say : Please God, i?m a christ.Do me in your scary hell !!!!!!!

Bitch!!!!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

I’m beginning to get a clearer picture of you now. I’m betting I could convince you I was a magical wizard with nothing more than a Zippo lighter, a handful of Pop Rocks and a couple basic card tricks. In fact, let me inform you right now, your Amazing Prophet Muhammad appeared before me last night weeping at my feet, begging me to be his new slave master because, according to Muhammad: “Allah is a sissy coward who runs & hides when people dare him to send them to hell!”Naturally I accepted Muhammad’s pathetic pleas and even had a special dog collar made up for him of used condoms strung together by sewer rat intestines and tied to a shiny new penny with his name engraved on it!He still needs to be potty trained. I give him a sharp tap on the nose with my finger every time he piddles in the house, but he’ll learn eventually because “Muhammad’s such a gooooood boy!! Aren’t you a good boy, my Prophet Muhammad! Oh yes you are! Yes you are!”Muhammad: “ARF ARF ARF!!!”

So now, in an odd turn of events you, Murat, bow to me.

It’s funny how much a particular outlook on the world can change in just one afternoon, huh?

Thank you, and all the Muslims for your continued support,

Bob, “The New Allah”

“You will catch it from god (Allah)”

I think it?s not ok, what you do? I?m a moslem and you are don?t right to caricature about my religion? do you understand me??

You will catch it from god(Allah)

make yourself scarce!!!!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

And you threaten to murder strangers over the internet in defense of your god.I suppose we simply have to agree to disagree and share together this piece of cake we call “life.”A great wisdom has been unearthed here this week.Bob
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8 thoughts on “Murat Alemdar Threats of Death”

  1. You sir, are a fundamentalist atheist. You act on your beliefs in a very similar manner as fundy christians. Both are absolute in your resolves to never convert to the opposing belief. I’ve read what you said about caring for people and the general idea of love, which is common between atheists and christians alike, but doesn’t talking shit and harrassing people make you a hypocryte if that’s one of the major things you trash about these people? (besides the fact that using merely faith or logic to describe the universe as a whole is a bit absurd considering we have yet to know much of anything about it, relatively speaking?)

  2. To Murat Alemdar,

    Let me ask you were you first heard about Allah and Mohammad?….tick…tock….let me take a guess Murat,….answer, another human being.….Most likely your mother or your father told you that Allah and the Qu’ran was absolutely the universal truth. And who told your mother and your father that the Qu’ran was absolute truth? Guess who Murat? Their mother and their father and their mother and their father before them, and so on and so on.

    Guess what Muslims and Christians?

    The default position the moment you are born is:

    No Beliefs in any gods or religions.

    Beliefs in gods and saviors and all religious beliefs are passed down through indoctrination according to the current geographical location that you happen to be born in.

    I hope this helps.

  3. “allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!!”

    I ran this through a Dumbass-to-English translation program, and it means “Allah is a big, fat poopyhead who whacks off to Barbie doll porn.” Seems like an odd thing to shout at someone over the Internet, but then, who knows what’s going on in the minds of these religious fruitbats?

  4. there’s no such thing as a “fundamentalist atheist”. Anyone using the term is a fundamentalist moron.

  5. OMG Bob. How can I thank you enough for this little gem…

    “Naturally I accepted Muhammad’s pathetic pleas and even had a special dog collar made up for him of used condoms strung together by sewer rat intestines and tied to a shiny new penny with his name engraved on it!

    He still needs to be potty trained. I give him a sharp tap on the nose with my finger every time he piddles in the house, but he’ll learn eventually because “Muhammad’s such a gooooood boy!! Aren’t you a good boy, my Prophet Muhammad! Oh yes you are! Yes you are!”
    Muhammad: “ARF ARF ARF!!!”

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long time. And all you easily offended types reading this, please don’t bother. I may be going to hell, but I know comedy gold when I read it. 😀

    DOG BLESS.

  6. I think it’s hilarious the way all these Muslims and Jewish and Christians are trying to convince you that their Gods exist, and they all say how bad you are, they do not probably get it. So that’s the message to them: “This genre called HUMOR, I am reading a book called JOKES in my restroom when I do my thing there, and like reading all these religious jokes, about your Gods, so what I’ve found out, the God created a woman with three boobs, and he made Adam out of one that’s why women are stupid, especially blonds, and that God liked to have his vacations on the Mars and even skates on Pluto, and Saint Peter is an alcoholic, LOL, that was a good one. I bet my book could be renamed to Holy Jokes, or Holy Crap, whatever, everyone has an opinion about things, if I say God does not exist, he doesn’t!!! And one more thing I think that website where you can dress Jesus as Marilin is so funny. Thank God, we have this website, or should I say, Thank Bob, or maybe God Bob, or God Dammit”.
    With all the kindness in my heart
    Prophet A.N.

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