Category Archives: Mohammed Dressup

Mohammed Dressup is back!

http://mohammeddressup.com/
So now that the old muhammaddressup.com is officially hacked, stolen & reposted with a much MUCH less funny version of the game (I mean, it’s just horrible! The directions on how to play it go on forever, and then there’s no game to play, and the directions don’t even talk about the game anyhow!), I can now open up the new and improved MohammedDressup.com to all of you! This should easily snuff out whatever it is they were hoping to gain by taking my URL, and now that that Times article is out should put me well on my way to getting my very own Fatwā! I’m so excited! I hope you are too.

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Lucky we only have Christians? Hate Mail continued…

Are we lucky Christians don’t behead us for blasphemy like other religions do in other parts of the world? This question, that seriously grated on my brain like a cheese grater, is presented in the left sidebar. Your response to it and anything else on page 432 of Hate Mail is welcome.

Murat Alemdar Threats of Death

Right now I’m overjoyed to say that my detractors put in the extra effort and squeezed in one last death threat before page 400! So come on in and enjoy the party Murat Alemdar’s throwin’ in honor of his god, Allah!

The Sensational Rants of Murat Alemdar

“I killl you!!!!”

Your motherfuckers. i?m a moslem and i fuck you bitch !! mother fucker !!! motherfucker!!

you assshole… JESUS!! haahha fuck ami and also fuck france !!!

I killl you !!!!

France = ASS-

england/America= HOLE!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

Subject: Holy Muhammad engraved camel pie!

I haven’t seen this much bellyaching since 6th grade when little Sally Chesterfield got her pigtails pulled by Smartypants Melvin McGrift!Sally peed her panties that disastrous Friday afternoon and got sent home early. Are you gonna pee your panties, Murat? How many more yanks on your pigtails is it gonna take to get you sent home with a face covered in tears, and pee pee all over your flowery dress?

You seem ripe and at the ready. I’m guessing, it’s not gonna take more than 2 yanks.Put your money on it, Sally!

Bob

“allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!!”

Subject: hahahahahahahahaahaha

I say just one : listen me : the God would you (the christs and jewul) do in his hell. wait !!! here for you!! : allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!! do you know what you say? haha you say : Please God, i?m a christ.Do me in your scary hell !!!!!!!

Bitch!!!!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

I’m beginning to get a clearer picture of you now. I’m betting I could convince you I was a magical wizard with nothing more than a Zippo lighter, a handful of Pop Rocks and a couple basic card tricks. In fact, let me inform you right now, your Amazing Prophet Muhammad appeared before me last night weeping at my feet, begging me to be his new slave master because, according to Muhammad: “Allah is a sissy coward who runs & hides when people dare him to send them to hell!”Naturally I accepted Muhammad’s pathetic pleas and even had a special dog collar made up for him of used condoms strung together by sewer rat intestines and tied to a shiny new penny with his name engraved on it!He still needs to be potty trained. I give him a sharp tap on the nose with my finger every time he piddles in the house, but he’ll learn eventually because “Muhammad’s such a gooooood boy!! Aren’t you a good boy, my Prophet Muhammad! Oh yes you are! Yes you are!”Muhammad: “ARF ARF ARF!!!”

So now, in an odd turn of events you, Murat, bow to me.

It’s funny how much a particular outlook on the world can change in just one afternoon, huh?

Thank you, and all the Muslims for your continued support,

Bob, “The New Allah”

“You will catch it from god (Allah)”

I think it?s not ok, what you do? I?m a moslem and you are don?t right to caricature about my religion? do you understand me??

You will catch it from god(Allah)

make yourself scarce!!!!!

Murat Alemdar

kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

And you threaten to murder strangers over the internet in defense of your god.I suppose we simply have to agree to disagree and share together this piece of cake we call “life.”A great wisdom has been unearthed here this week.Bob