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Hate Mailers “PRAY 4 U EVERY NIGHT!”

Lot’s of really stupid hate letters, and even a stupid fan letter.

“retard.”

Hi Bob. Way to go, retard.

Sarah Eakes

s_eakes@yahoo.com

Duh, garf! He rose from the dead and saved me from the devil! Bargle-derf!

Thank you for your email.

Bob

 

“I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!”

Subject: JESUS IS LORD!!!!

I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!

I AM NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO CUSS U OUT

GOD STILL LOVES YOU

COME 2 JESUS AND REMEMBER

JESUS IS LORD!!!!

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

You haven’t seen much of the world, have you?

Bob

i have been to about nine different countries, plan on going to about 2 more this year alone, i have been to 48 out of the 50 states

i have buddy

i have been to about nine different countries

plan on going to about 2 more this year alone

i have been to 48 out of the 50 states

and everywhere i go just shows me God’s hand in every creation.

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Yes, but while you were in these many different places did you once stop to notice the people? The people who believe the exact same things you believe but attribute them to a different god? Vishnu, Allah, Krishna, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Sathya Sai Baba, or historically where the different gods number in the thousands?

With that much traveling you’d have to plug your ears and sheild your eyes not to notice the delusions we’re capable of inducing onto ourselves. Or do you think that applies to everyone but you?

Bob

i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about

and you know what you have a point there

i am not going 2 be like the other “Christians” cussing you out forgetting that they are going against themselves acting that way….

No…

I want to hear your opinion…

I believe what i believe and you believe what you believe

i cant change you

but…. on the other hand i can try to get you 2 see my side better.

i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about

the only problem i have is the dress up Jesus i just find that disrespectful

but again…

i don’t want to argue that would go against what i believe in…

i am only 17 and i have more sense than that

but oh well……

God bless

and have a good night.

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

Why should I take any of your beliefs seriously or waste my time considering your complaints if you admit to having no clue what you’re talking about?
i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed

no buddy

i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed

i know what my beliefs are

i dont want to argue with you not knowing what YOU are about

got me??

Jordan Aytch

srjt42005@gmail.com

“i have been to your website because i don’t want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about”

Jordan Aytch

Oct 8, 2008 12:01 AM

Bob

 

“I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website”

Dear Sir,

You’ll probably already be aware that the idea of dressing our saviour in Halloween costumes for the amusement of children and the like in your website is absolutely ridiculous. Not only is it very offensive, it’s unnecessary. I wonder what reaction you’d get if it was the prophet Mohammad you were mocking? I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website and instead use your creativity to better means.

John Allen

Good question! I conducted this exact experiment when I made mohammeddressup.com

Some people FREAKED OUT! There’s been threats on my life, and threats to rape my mother, I even had one guy threaten to cut off my monkey head and dress me in the skins of my children! Check it out. Once I was even told I was a military target by an Islamic organization in NYC!

But then I also considered the same people have also promised Jesus could talk when he was a baby, and Allah invented the internet before people did when he wirelessly transfers his thoughts into our brains. I discovered that their nonsensical threats did absolutely nothing to validate their nonsensical beliefs. Not in any way.

I’m curious why you reference their stupidity to defend yours? Do you see their radical faith-based fundamentalism somehow validates yours? Please explain your comparison. The fact that you used them to validate you interests me a great deal.

Thank you for your “preyers”

Bob

 

I would say I don’t like it because I’m in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day

Subject: Halloween

Hello…

I’m not writing english so well but I hope that you will can understant me. I saw your creation for hallowen and I would say I don’t like it because I’m in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day…It is not deserved. I want to say you that Jesus follows loving you…in spide of you heat Him. You don’t know Him…if you know, you don’t capable of to do this creation. Did you try to look into the eyes of Jesus? Why do you heat Him? Has He damaged to you? There are more ways to get money than this. He loves you…if arrive the day that you discover this your live will change and your artist talent will be used to make the people life realy happy instead of to hurt the religious feelings of the people. I will pray for you; When I will go to the mass I will pray for the creator of the Jesus dreess in order that at the moment of your death you can to ask for pardon to the Love’s God and will pray so much in order that God is taken pity on of you…live if very short and eternity is for ever. Think of it!

Dear,

Marta Fabregas

atram69@yahoo.es

Yeah, you were right to apologize. You sound really retarded.

Bob

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The Rodney Dream

I’d like to introduce you to Rebekah. A while back she sent me letters explaining how bothered she was about the things I’d done and said about Jesus. After a full back & forth (The Rebekah Knight Files) where I compared Jesus to a clay skull worshiped blindly by cults, I received another correspondence from her where she described a dream she’d just had about me, and Jesus, and God. Being the snarky cartoonist that I am, I could not help but illustrate that dream for her. This is how all of that went.

Rebekah Knight 2008
Rebekah Knight 2008

Hi Bob,
I wonder if you remember me, I am one of the people in your so called ‘hate mail’ section. (although there was no hate in me in my correspondence to you) ;0)

I wrote to you quite some time ago, and we had a few conversations. I felt then that God had spoken to me that you would have a saul experience, where by God came and showed himself to Saul, (who was at the time a man who persecuted christians) Made Saul blind for three days, and when he was restored, he was told to go and preach the gospel of Christ. He was renamed Paul.
Recently someone wrote to me and reminded me of our conversations, I often think of you from time to time, This morning I was in a spiritual vision with Jesus and he showed me you. For some reason he named you Rodney, which comes from the word Hroda, a Germanic name meaning “fame”.

The Dream

Rodney Dream frame 1

You were dressed as Satan with red face paint on and horns and you stood before Jesus feeling a little silly, as he gently washed off the paint. He was very kind and gentle with you. Then he started to do a work on you, I saw him replace your heart and breathe new life into you.

 

 

Rodney Dream frame 2He kept pounding you with waves of his power, 3 times, he got you to stand but you fell, again he lifted you, but you fell, then he shouted into your inner most being “ARISE!!!! I AM ALIVE!!!!!!” it was as if all power in heaven and earth shook when he shouted those words.

Rodney Dream frame 3

You arose, strong and tall then you flopped into a throne like chair.

Rodney Dream frame 4

Jesus walked over to a skull that was placed on a rock, he brought it to you, he put it in your face and said to you, “I am not this, am I?”

Rodney Dream frame 5

You shook your head. “This”, he said throwing the skull down, “is YOU!” At these words the skull crumbled and turned to dust.

Rodney Dream frame 6

…at which he said “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust… I am not dead am I? I am very much alive!”

Rodney Dream frame 7

You sat in silence as he spoke. You knew the truth of which he spoke, but your pride did not want to acknowledge the truth.. You said to him, “But what about my powers? What about my Fame? I cant just let go of all that!”

Rodney Dream frame 8O.K” said Jesus in reply, then he threw you on the floor… you appeared to be having a fight.

Rodney Dream frame 9

I stood in shock as I had not seen this side of Jesus before, I asked Jesus what he was doing to you? Why were you fighting?

He replied, “His heart is far from me…” With these words a cross appeared on the floor and God himself came and lay you on it… He had tied your hands and your feet and he drew his arms as if to strike you, you cried out, O.K!

Rodney Dream frame 10

With that Jesus stood between you and God and prevented the judgement of God from killing you, (Jesus has taken your place on that cross) Only if we believe in him, that he is the son of God, that he died and rose again, will we be saved.

I then saw a reluctant you, lie down and then something happened, you went back in time as you just lay, to a time as a little boy…. Jesus was by your side and he was in the chair next to your bed, he was watching over you as a little boy and you felt safe, he leaned forward, filled with paternal love for you and kissed your cheek.

Rodney Dream, frame 11

At this you reached out your hand and hugged him, he embraced you and I saw you become one in love, like a loving parent and child.
I believe that Jesus still wants and is constantly trying to get your attention, he is a loving God, and will stop at nothing to regain you as his child. Your heart has grown cold and hardened toward his love, but he will eventually seek you and find you. I believe this with all my heart.

Hope this letter finds you well,
Love and blessings.
Rebekah.
myspace.com/
beddyboodles
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The next day after viewing my illustrations I heard back from Rebekah:

Rebekah Knight 2008
Rebekah Knight 2008

“I love it!! funny how you seemed to capture it so well..same perspective as I saw it almost every time!
much love
xxxxxRebekah Knight”

Normal Bob Declared Military Target

Islamic Organization declares Normal Bob a Military Target

“we declare you an millitary target for our organization here in NYC.”

Subject: Your satanic website

Date: Aug. 14th, 2008

Mr. “Normal” Bob: We want say you that we dont take care about that you make a joke an ridiculize the prophet Jesus of Nazareth, but making a joke and make an offensive comic of Our Prophet Muhammad is a Big Sin and a offense to Allah, the Unique God. Because we declare you an millitary target for our organization here in NYC. Your days over earth will finish soon.

Vladimir Balza

vladbalza@hotmail.com

I’m not sure if it makes any difference but just for the record, in my beliefs it’s not a “Big Sin” to mock Muhammad. I realize that you wrote me your death threat without any details of my “religion” so I’ll allow you to retract your military threat now that you understand its no offense to me.Sorry for the confusion, but seriously, you can’t expect everyone in the world to believe all the same things you believe, otherwise that’d make us all the same religion, and who’d want a whole world of militant Islamic Fundamentalists? Allah? I don’t think so.Thank you for the email, and sorry about the misunderstanding. You can stop targeting me now.

Bob

An offense can not be retracted

Sorry, Mr. Bob. An offense can not be retracted, neither the consecuenses. Is not a threat, your sin will be punished. Allah forgive you.

Vladimir Balza

vladbalza@hotmail.com

Well, shit. Then I might as well just keep the site up and mock Muhammad ’til my “earth days are over,” huh?

Thank you for all the advanced warnings, and plan updates. Keep me in the loop.

Bob